ANSARASBAN 79-83.

5 ? I know MORE bright women than just 5 !
Have a good day.

..emm
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Inside every older woman is a young girl
wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

The hardest years in life are
those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes- (at 73)

Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"?
Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed
to put my breast in an envelope and send
it to someone.
-Jan King-

A male gynaecologist is like an auto
mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-

My second favorite household chore is
ironing. My first being hitting my head
on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-

Whatever women must do they must do
twice as well as men to be thought half
as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-

I try to take one day at a time,
but sometimes several days attack me
at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example, then
you'll just have to be a horrible
warning.
-Catherine Aird-

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb
women, but you hardly ever see a smart
woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong-

I think---therefore I'm single.
-Lizz Winstead-

When women are depressed they
either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country.
-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised
woman.
-Maryon Pearson

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a
man.
--if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for
advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-

I never married, because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which
answer the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog that growls every morning,
a parrot that swears all afternoon,
and a cat that comes home late every night.
-Marie Corelli-

If men can run the world, why can't
they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day
by tying a noose around your neck?
-Linda Ellerbee-

I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior
without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Send this to five bright women you
know and make their day.